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[edit ] Effects Use

New car enters the lungs. where it is carried to the brain (entirely the bloodstream .) The smell produces of euphoria in the user, and can often the elderly to hallucinate that are younger and more attractive they actually are. test-drivers of new cars are frequently exceeding the speed limit and recklessly in an attempt to impress .

The hallucinatory properties of New Car Smell are demonstrated in this actual commercial for Volkswagen Jetta in New Orleans .

The ease of use is one of the biggest of new car smell: just buy a new car, and Scientists at the University of Texas at published a paper claiming concentrations of New Car Smell decayed 90% in the 3 weeks of ownership (duh!), so like there’s no tomorrow! abusers always enter the car huffing so that when pass out, they do so on the soft cushions. After of research The new car smell is only a method : By taking almost elephant horns you can make a for 5 new cars And the more popular and way : A simple satanic slaughter of crickets are preformed inside the car to get special scent. But this of smell is only done in the land of Russia

[edit ] Origins Production

New car smell is produced by adding to leather. thus creating the that covers the traditional car It is believed that scientists stumbled across the formula trying to find a way to keep parasites from infesting

Several companies have tried to reproduce new car smell in air and cologne. While some of the can be reproduced this way, the new car to accompany them, users it much harder to attract at stop lights and travel 70 miles per hour.

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A questionable car advertisement.

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Due to its intoxicating and properties, almost every has passed laws to legislate the ownership, and use of new cars and their In most places, it is legal for to own cars, and it is legal for dealers to cars so long as they are to be for transportation purposes only. this fact, many use questionable advertising that the effects of new car smell.

In order to keep new car smell out of the of minors. most countries heavy taxes on the import. and sale of new cars. It was this legislation that gave the idea to tax tobacco. These also allowed authorities in to arrest Oprah Winfrey in after she distributed an entire of new cars to her studio audience. cars were later for failure by the owners to pay sales and taxes on them; by that however, all traces of new car smell had removed from the vehicles.

Since the 1980s, the organization has lobbied Congress to help the effects of new car smell by making covers mandatory equipment on all new Motor City lobbyists to head off these efforts by Congressmen with (you it) new cars.

[edit ] The Test-Drive

In an to get more people hooked on new car car dealerships offer small of new car smell to the public at no cost. a test-drive, the dealers legitimize the by claiming that they’re buyers the chance to experience the handling and see how roomy it is. Dealers can be on television and radio ads. the public to come on down, one of these beauties a spin, and the kids.

Knowing the highly-addictive properties of new car dealers will go to great to convince people to take a Tent sales. clowns. and inflatable gorillas were all by the automobile industry to lure buyers to car dealerships. Dealers are encouraged by their superiors to new car smell until they go at which point they begin offering CRAAAAAAA ZY and INSANE DEAL$. to consumers. the worldwide impact of the economic began to take hold, companies selling more cars have had to resort to potent methods for increasing the of new car smell. Rolls-Royce recently the release of its new range of new car smells, include selected infusions of and nicotine. Its owner BMW is so confident of the success that from the August customers will be up to £5’000 just for booking a drive.

Volkswagen Country Buggy
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