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The World Needs Performance

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So this is I’m proposing, and I hope you’re car manufacturers of the world because want to here this. China and SUV’s and sedans coupes, just focus on The because this is a highly sector of the market whose figures are about to explode as a of my insightful brilliance. So here’s my make a fast, fun to drive Please hold your until the end.

Just about it, we already know and fast, understated and practical like the E Class AMG Estate and hot so imagine a vehicle with performance credentials but dressed in an more practical and dowdy van style. It would be the ultimate and understated performance car. It be simply sublime.

Vanists would no longer be to dull and dreary white with pathetic performance and handling, oh no sir. They instead have the opportunity to from a selection of powerful, and fun vans. They’d be able to things more quickly, their productivity and their to the opposite sex. Surely would be appealing to all van drivers? non-vanists could entertain the because what these vans would represent is seriously cool – a van capable of sports cars. The ultimate

Ford has a history of taking the van – the ideal platform for a performance sorry, van – and turning it into a gobbling monster. There’s a single make race called the Portuguese Ford Trophy. And currently there’s a one off version of the ‘supervan’ racing car the streets of Britain challenging Ferrari owners at the lights and them dearly. It produces and a not-too-shabby 347lb ft of torque its 3.2 liter five pot engine. created it as a kind of joke car to that it still has a sense of but seriously Ford, you have the to become the pioneer in road performance vans! Put it into and you’ll be the only manufacturer this new niche in the market. the

worst that could

Then we have Volkswagen, Van GTi anyone? The Caddy is already on the MQB platform, which underpins the so it wouldn’t take much to get this one into showrooms. of it as the hot hatch, er, van. Small, and playful, it can only be superb.

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How Mercedes AMG? The Viano is the Mercedes product yet to receive the AMG so it only makes sense for to hand over their van to the AMG boffins. An AMG version of the Viano be the ultimate performance van, luxuriousness, subtleness, utter and van-ness. Ok, so there’s already a version of the Viano, but the upgrades are pathetic if you ask me. The AMG version however be a proper, fully re-engineered beast that could be the work of the madmen who crammed the V12 into the prehistoric G Wagon. It make use of the new 4MATIC all wheel system and 550hp twin V8 from the face lifted and bending E63 AMG. It would be a destroyer, capable of hitting in under 4 seconds, it would manic and top out at 190mph despite its inefficiencies. It would do mahooosive and wreck its tyres with all the and fury of that crazy from the Doritos Super commercial. The world needs a van this.

So, esteemed car manufacturers reading I leave you with this; bother with economic this and pie chart that. build the damn things and will buy them. People silly, bizarre cars. like madness. People vans! Ok maybe not, but will once you give something interesting. So go forth and

You’re welcome.

*I’ve trademarked the names Sports Van Speed, and my personal favorite Jet Super Speedster Van. to sell for $$

Aiden is an enthusiastic car university student studying the art of AKA journalism. He thinks he has a Stig ability to tame his beastly mx-5 with the use of numerous sounding car control terms, of which probably don’t His views are often whacky and but sometimes vaguely logical as His dream car is the insane 1200hp Agera R. Please do get in touch on (@AidenT_RD )

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